Friday, July 25, 2008

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The way the artist Rolo


used Leeng Young Wong smell. From a Chinese boy was filthy, often not sanitized, and this was causing numerous problems every day. He said it was Japanese, said it was samurai. He said he was skilled in the arts of combat, when in fact he had never faced anyone to check. Wong lied a lot, do not quite know why. He worked in a restaurant and killed nasty stray cats to fill empanadas, which were his specialty. And it sold well! People used them, after all, meat is meat vamos! Llegó el día en que el barrio se quedó sin gatos y las ratas se convirtieron en el nuevo relleno del cocinero oriental. Los comensales no parecieron notar la diferencia. Sin embargo, tiempo después hasta las ratas empezaron a escasear. Un nefasto día se le ocurrió una idea fatal: Una mujer obesa vivía en el cuarto contiguo en la pensión y Wong la observaba todos los días, cuando volvía del restaurant. La medía, la estudiaba, la calculaba. Una noche silenciosa, se vistió de ninja y se coló en la pieza de la gorda. Su objetivo estaba claro, pero el plan para lograrlo definitivamente no. La gorda se despertó de repente y vio al chino desquiciado con su katana a punto de trozarla. Bastó un manotazo hesitant to bring down the ninja. The big woman sat with unusual fury and gave him a beating like no other. She was fat, yes, but not boluda. Chinese knew that the strange looking with their eyes torn. When finished grinding with sticks, threw him out of the room. The next day, when Wong returned to the board with his body full of bruises and his face covered in bandages, the obese women, as usual was sitting in the hall, as if nothing had happened. Wong walked into his room, watching furtively and with great pain, but no injuries. The unfortunate missed his katana, the woman had decided to keep as a trophy. He could not even get the harakiri to save her honor.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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Leen Wong Young Tito Fuente


Rolo Source suffering from irritable bowel syndrome. Those who knew him agreed that it was well deserved, since the type was crap. He worked as an obscure security was a pigsty bolichón crowded stinking drunk and fat whores, dirty Fuler well. Not a day passed without arming any scuffle and Rolo enjoyed it because there was freedom to shake the old drunk and green. A bad day underwent a type of beer a few fleas and hands like rocks, "Knuckle Cruel," he called. When a fat woman became hysterical, there was a moment of confusion and Rolo, which ignored the reputation of Hammer Gomez, came perilously close to doing his work with arrogance. When Hammer Gomez stood, Rolo was little and broke his lower abdomen cramps that some predicted that something bad would happen. Crossed few words until the shooting Gómez fist hit the chin of Rolo. The dramatic case was that the coup instantly loosen the sphincter of the security man, with terrible consequences it caused. Within minutes, Rolo had lost two incisors, one canine, and four molars. But what hurt most was losing the pride, since he had profuse diarrhea spilled out of his pants, flooding the cavern with a pungent stench. All the drunks came together to laugh aloud in chorus. Rolo moved to another city, got a job as a sweeper and did not smile but never anymore.

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Almafuerte


Almafuerte Tito liked to go out partying. Type cheerful simpleton, dancing through life as an adventurer. And a good time. Braggart as few, did not lose the opportunity to boast of their conquests, which aroused admiration in the naïve and deep in the bitter zeal. The day came when a group of chitrulos came up with a plan heinous crimes from every point of view. Knowing fan of costume parties invited him to. Someone noticed what was going to disguise Tito and the rest was pure evil. When it came to the party, Titus discovered that there was just costumes. It was one of the fans of San Lorenzo. Perhaps this would not have been such a problem, but it happened that Tito had disguised Scarecrow and that's not great amusement to the guests. Unfortunately for the poor Tito Almafuerte, the inevitable happened: The crows ate it raw and Vaseline.

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Hammer Casimiro Gómez


Gómez
Hammer hit hard. Multiple testimonies of its relentless heavy hand. Not for nothing was known in various Places with nicknames as colorful as "knuckle cruel" or "rompecomedores." Particularly certain stories linking him to a famous village whose inhabitants were completely devoid of teeth. Dubbed "Clean Gum" by some malicious eloquent, had not even spared neither women nor children. Some argue that a rare genetic malformation of teeth would have stripped these sad locals. But a legendary version is that a huge brawl would have led to a fateful day in which travel Hammer Gomez went there. It would be foolish to conceive the remote possibility that this argument to be truthful. What is certain is that everyone who ever had an encounter with the brave Hammer Gomez, had to eat porridge for the rest of his days.

Monday, July 14, 2008

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Chipote


Chipote Casimiro is not what it seems. Any unsuspecting child could see it as a sullen, silent and entrovertido. Far from it. The man hides a secret behind his peculiar physiognomy child. An unusual disease definitely froze its development at the tender age of eight years. Today, Casimiro is a type of 55 years locked in a tiny body. What's striking is that the relentless disease, ironically not the genital affection, quite the contrary, the member is extraordinarily developed, giving it a surprising length.
Given the conditions, it was clear that their problems with the opposite sex were more than preocupantes.Casimiro was a virgin, of course. What woman would agree to have sex with a child?! Even managed to get a prostitute perverse to take pity on him. Were killed in violent sessions desperate straw to mitigate the uncontrolled libido. And yes, I used both hands.Jesus years passed for the beleaguered phenomenon. Therapy sessions, various alternative treatments, medical experts, modern scholars and renowned scientists did not find a solution the gifted Casimiro. He lived with his misery and megapene stoically. Imagine, with such Poronga unable to put it. Finally had to put it in the ass.

Monday, July 7, 2008

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Old Sketchs! Personal Project


hang some sketches of file, until you have something more recent.